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The Musicians' Joke Book

 
The Musicians' Joke Book
Price £6.95 (This product is not subject to VAT).
      



"How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?"
Shoot one of them!

"What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist?"
His amp!

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?"
A large pizza can feed a family of four!


Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share! This book is the ultimate selection of one-liners, comic definitions and shaggy dog stories from the world of the musician!



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